blog of a typical ectomorphic, mostly cerebrotonic, treated scoliotic, four-eyed Filipina-Hispanic, God girl, comic geek, book worm. music freak, chronic sketcher, compulsive poet, contralto harmonizer a la ladies' quartet who's been dying 20 years - a few months give or take, sporadically ingenius, and in search of the world's greatest cheesecake.
why shoot and score when you can not shoot and score
Illustration by Neil Laws
‘Oh, what a man he is, this Mr Willy Wonka!’ cried Grandpa Joe. ‘Did you know, for example, that he has himself invented more than two hundred new kinds of chocolate bars, each with a different centre, each far sweeter and creamier and more delicious than anything the other chocolate factories can make!’ —Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl